My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
Tiny Frog - Amazon Rainforest, Peru
This frog has absolutely no business being this tiny.
who is she
Test your friends by rapping “first things first” and see if they respond with “I eat your brains” or “i’m the realest”
true friendship is talking about masturbating and it not being weird
Eruption of Mount Tavurvur
I like the fact that you can see the shockwave go through the clouds.
"We love you Blue Blue"
Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.